1. unsmokable:

    matchingisoverrated:

    demonhiccups:

    I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

    I had high expectations and I was not let down

    (via frankhub)

  2. meowrailsprite:

    animatedcatastrophe:

    I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

    PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

    hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

    (via hi)

  3. (Source: insectboy, via hi)

  4. art-of-whore:

    Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

    (via hi)

  5. elsannafondue:

    xdominoe:

    queenofthesouthernisles:

    I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful

    (via)

    someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”

    (Source: panda-city, via iwatchedyouburn)

  6. nayx:

    legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

    (Source: weareallmaddhere, via iwatchedyouburn)

  7. cristinaya:

    Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

    (via hotboyproblems)

  8. netlfix:

    Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

    (via iwatchedyouburn)

  9. storys:

    Have you ever felt a potential love for someone ? Like , you don’t actually love them and you know you don’t , but you know you could . You know that you could easily fall in love with them .

    (Source: byvalour, via iwatchedyouburn)

  10. dashdrive:

    if I lie here

    if I just lay here

    I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

    (via hi)

  11. amazingphanonfire:

    i will fucking murder any guy who ‘asks out a girl as a dare’ do you know how painful that is oh well you don’t you will when i fucking gut out your insides thank you v much 

    (via iwatchedyouburn)

  12. bootsi:

    I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

    (via hi)

  13. okaymad:

    soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

    (Source: okaymad, via hotboyproblems)